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    We Are Bad Produce LLC

    We are beautiful and elegant
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    A CONGLOMERATE OF ARTISANAL MINDS

    Have you ever gazed upon the moon?
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    Creative Creatives

    Making sure everything you receive is Bad

About our Company

We are a small creative team(one person), trying to enrich the lives of others.

Bad Design

We try our best to find the worst.

Very Responsive

Even though the products suck, we are responsive to your needs.

Fast & Smooth

I thought this descriptor was funny but I don't have anything to say about it.

Our Story

We have spent hundreds of years honing our ability to make sure we source only the baddest produce possible. While the work requires long grueling hours, we believe that we offer only what our clientele are seeking.

The Experience

Aesthetics

20%

Reliability

80%

Effort

20%

Some interesting facts about us

While we keep referring to us, there is only 1 person involved

42

Happy Customers

11

Finished Sculpts

136

Total Colorways

9

Sales

Meet the Crew.

A team with the greatest child-like mind.

Silly Pears

Founder

The greatest thing that ever happened to me was getting punched in the face.

What we do.

We use our expertise to extend your brand.

Chemicals

We like people who randomly throw chemicals togther.

Testing

We test things that we probably shouldn't, but it's fun that way.

Fast & Smooth

This point is actually a lie.

FEEL LIKE WORKING WITH US?

You've probably been hit with a dirty pan a few times to!

Get in Touch

What people say.

What People Say About Us

Contact us

Let's Work Together.